Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Scatter.bRAIN'eD.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
- Marilyn Monroe


We'll put flowers in gun barrels
And grow our hair long
The world will be light.
A network of ferals
Will be our community.

Together we'd stand.
I'll hope for immunity
From this rock in my hand.

It's a hailstorm on quiet Sundays
A reign of shattered glass
The gang of royal blue
Will fight us on the clock
Build your portfolios and
provide for your kin
We'll walk the street.
Your brother-in-sin

On tv screens and little machines
They'll watch us through the night
Poke and prod with guilty batons
They'll watch us through the night.

I <3 cops. Last night some little-man-syndrome-suffering-sycophant, which is in itself a supremely surreptitious way of saying what this little boy really was: a major douche, sat by and watched as i unintentionally drove past an octagonal piece of crimson metal. I tried to stop as quickly as possible, however with the human brain operating at a average speed of 20 million billion calculations per second (looked it up out of 1 AM curiosity), and my options being: a) slam on the breaks throwing at least 6k worth of previously pristine musical equipment into Big-Bang worthy chaos, b) attempt to stop showing obvious acknowledgment of the aforementioned arbitrary stopping point but realize that it is 3:21 AM and NOONE(!) could in any way, shape or form be affected by me driving safely forward; I apparently chose wrong in the eyes of the Law. Or Kang. Kim? I don't remember the nice, RZST-worthy ashole's surname.
I may just be bitching, BUT:
1. If a tree falls in an empty forest it DOES make a sound, but no one is affected, therefore in the eyes of a socially adept thinker, said sound could have never existed in the first place.
2. If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
?<-----?????????)o(???????????----->?
say the "o" is the universe(for sake of illustration)
-what is on either side of the parenthesis? I want to be there more than anything in my life. Im an incredibly curious being. Spoken (figuratively) in sober seriousness.

Bah. Scatterbrained.
Something thoughtful,
Ian

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